From the deepest depths of depravity it comes… Rising up at the appointed hour at the beseeching of its brainwashed and slavering cultists… Causing insanity in all who behold it… No, it’s not some Eldritch Horror from beyond the stars, it’s THE THIRTY-THIRD ANNUAL SMITHEE AWARDS™! After all, if Cthulhu can nap for millennia and still make a comeback, so can we!

Come join the Smith-ka-teers in SHORT NORTH BALLROOM A on THURSDAY, JUNE 19th at 7pm ET to view some Great Old Ones (by which I mean both a horde of hilariously Bad Movie clips and the Smith-ka-teers themselves). Eighteen shall be the categories in our summoning ceremony, including Most Ludicrous Premise, Worst Science, “Cutting Butter with a Chainsaw,” and of course, Stupidest-Looking Monster. Best of all, YOU, dear ecstatic minion, get to decide the winners in each category from what “Hastur” be the co(s)mically worst movies in many a strange eon.

The madness lasts until about midnight. Come and go as you please. Some clips may contain…unpleasantness…so you may wish to leave your thousand young behind (looking at you, Shub-Niggurath).

So join your cinemasochistic brethren. Embrace the chaos. Give in to the darkness.

You’ll have a R’lyeh great time!